ok i’ve been running a tumblr for awhile, and this is based off my experience, because i was like one of the first 90s blogs to start, and it ended up being a pretty big trend and copied to death on tumblr and i’ve seen it work first hand, I’ve seen a lot of bozos do this.
Heres how to tumblr:
Find someone original, with an original voice/aesthetic, then copy everything that they do. Also, because you’re not original and you’re really untalented, you’re going to need to focus. Try not to have any aspirations outside of being on tumblr. You dont need a girlfriend, you dont need to go to college, you dont need a job, just sit on your fat ass all day and make gifs, I guess. Gifs of things you know are really popular, and just do it to death. Anyone can be tumblr famous, you just have to be a complete and utter loser with no other aspirations and have no shame. Sure you have no life and no original ideas, and you spend all your time making gifs of tv shows and movies or vines, but you have a tumblr, no one can take that away from you. Just try not to get so depressed with your life you hurl your dumbass body off a bridge for wasting your life doing this shit.